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Given the Stiff's purpose, Melisende has to put up with jokes about the van. The most common is: | Given the Stiff's purpose, Melisende has to put up with jokes about the van. The most common is: | ||
<blockquote>“You know what Ford stands for, don’t you?” | <blockquote>“You know what Ford stands for, don’t you?”<br /> | ||
“Found On Road Dead.”<ref>[[Hey Nineteen]]</ref></blockquote> | “Found On Road Dead.”<ref>[[Hey Nineteen]]</ref></blockquote> | ||
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* [[The Sheepshooter's Funeral]] | * [[The Sheepshooter's Funeral]] | ||
* [[Memory Garden]] | * [[Memory Garden]] | ||
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[[Category:Miscellaneous Items]] | [[Category:Miscellaneous Items]] | ||
Revision as of 10:08, 28 December 2018
The Stiff is a first call body transport van owned by Bouton Funerary Service in the Melisende Dulac Series.
Details
"The Stiff" is the name by which Melisende refers to Bouton Funerary Service's brown Ford Transit van. The windowless cargo area is fitted with a transport deck to secure the body transport gurney (AKA cot) and a rack of bins on the left side for supplies.
Given the Stiff's purpose, Melisende has to put up with jokes about the van. The most common is:
“You know what Ford stands for, don’t you?”
“Found On Road Dead.”[1]